What in the name of Reggie Roby?

By karlifornia

The NFL has it’s share of storylines this year…..The Vick dogfighting thing, Priest Holmes trying come back, wondering how many 5 year olds could fit in a pair of Andy Reid’s pants, but none is more exciting than this:

a white running back and a black kicker

Brian Leonard, a tailback out of Rutgers, got picked up in the draft by the Rams this year. I saw at least two Rutgers games where Leonard played, and I had no idea until today that he was a white guy. Maybe those hideous all red, er, “scarlet” unis Rutgers wore distracted me. Now, my parents can probably remember a time when there were at least a few good ivory-skinned tailbacks. John Riggins comes to mind. My grandparents can probably remember when all the running backs were white (Hello, Paul Hornung). Maybe Leonard will be the great-white-hope that the 1980’s Boston Celtics were.

 Justin Medlock out of UCLA got drafted by the Kansas City chiefs. The brotha can kick the shit out of the football. I guess he got popped on a DUI a few years back. If he gains a few pounds, he’s gonna be Seblackstian Janikowski

2 Responses to “What in the name of Reggie Roby?”

  1. OMAR Says:

    lol
    Good stuff.
    The last white running back in the NFL was, um, Brock Forsey (yes, I had to google “white running backs”).

    http://www.nfl.com/players/brockforsey/profile?id=FOR532743

    As far as Andy Reid’s pants, I’m going to go with 6, provided they’re not American, McDonalds fed children.

  2. DC Says:

    Justin Medlock will also need to get arthritis on his toe.

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